A subscription service
You needed one more reason.
Here it is.
Cancel any time. Though then you'll be short a reason.
Some mornings nothing works. Not the coffee. Not the alarm. Not the vague sense of professional obligation.
This subscription costs $3.99 a month. That's a reason. Real money. Money you need to earn. Money that requires you to go to work.
We're not a wellness app. We're not a coach. We're a charge on your card. Sometimes that's enough.
A reason. $3.99 leaves your account monthly. That money has to come from somewhere. Go get it.
The charge is real. The reason is real. Whether it's a joke depends on how the morning is going.
Especially for you, then.
Yes. Though you'll want to line up another reason first.